John – look i loved you in the broadcast booth. And The Generalissimo played in the 70s, so I get the raw power and potent sexuality of a good mustache.
But you must have lost a few brain cells taking all those pucks to the head, cause you’re waaay off base with this one. Sometimes people, in their rush to understand the seemingly magical touch of The Generalissimo, miss the obvious. So I’ll break it down for you in simple terms:
Mats Sundin: 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last name.
Petr Nedved: 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last name.
If I can’t have the first, might as well take the second.
And, c’mon, have you seen Nedved’s wife? The Generalissimo would love to let her handle my fishing rod, if you get my drift!
And as far as making the schedule, The Generalissimo has nothing to do with that. The Generalissimo doesn’t even go to pre-season games, cause the catfish are still biting in September! If The Generalissimo had his way, the Rangers would play all their games – pre-season and during the season – in Palm Springs!
Finally,its too bad you work for the competition now. I, for one, welcome Newsday into the Cablevision public relations depart…i mean…family.
